1. obliviousomniscience:

    victoriouscrush:

    This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.

    Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.

    Looks more like a spiked desert dildo….

    (via mandapanda413)

     

  2. rockcandymelted:

    this is both hilariously, and horrifyingly, true.

    (via mandapanda413)

     

  3. prettyhappyshiny:

    With all that’s going on in the world right now, especially with the bombings in Boston, it’s easy to get wrapped up in the sadness and to convince yourself that the world is nothing but hate. But that’s wrong. In times of trouble humanity proves itself to be more caring and loving than anything. We pick each other up when we fall and hold out a helping hand where we can. People are good. Sometimes we just need a reminder. 

    (via davestridersbabygravy)

     

  4. striiiiiider:

    foresabaly:

    holynipples:

    smilingtommo:

    i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles

    and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”

    and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 

    so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg

    why did you do this 

    mom i know u can hear me

    wHY 

    WHY TELL ME 

    HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

    I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

    Indeed. It is always a fabulous post.

    She’s the person maths warned us about. 

    (Source: tomlinsass, via davestridersbabygravy)

     

  5. thegoddamazon:

    enough-with-canada:

    THE LAST GIF OH MY GOD

    LMFAO that frog lost his shit. LMFAOOOOO

    (Source: toptumbles, via dragonastra)

     

  6. peixespisces:

    jennamoocow:

    I MOST DEFINITELY JUST FOUND THE BEST APRONS/DRESSES EVER.

    The DA is here and commissions and sales are available.
    Also, omfg, like every fandom. 

    SCREAMS

    (via davestridersbabygravy)

     

  7. dlsrlz:

    andthengreenmetblue:

    one of my favourite posts on tumblr

    Preach

    (Source: ilovecharts, via davestridersbabygravy)

     

  8. kiratsukai:

    Eridan and Sollux from Homestuck @ Genericon 2013
    photos: kiratsukai

    (via timeanddivision)

     

  9. hana4art:

    セーラームーンネイル
    〜ごめんね素直になれなくて〜
    #nail #nails #nailart #nailarts #nailartclub #nailartswag #nailspotanela #nailspot_anela #paint #paintart #3D #handpaint #ネイル #ネイルアート #手描きアート #design #art #arts #fantasic #セーラームーン
    #hana4 (Nailspot Anela)

     


  10. SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:

    1. Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
    2. No.6 fandom: BEES.
    3. Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
    4. Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
    5. Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
    6. Naruto fandom: ...who did sasuke kill this time
    7. Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
    8. Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
    9. Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
    10. The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
    11. Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
    12. Glee fandom: Thanks a lot, RIB!
    13. Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!!!
    14. Castle Fandom: JOSH DAVIDSON!
    15. Once Upon A TIme fandom: Mr. Gold!!!
    16. The L Word Fandom: FUCKING JENNY SHECTER, THAT VAGINA WIG.
    17. Grey's Anatomy fandom: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHONDA.
    18. Gintama fandom: L-L-Let's just find a t-t-time machine
    19. One Piece fandom: Half of it goes "Yohoho, an adventure" and half of it goes "We're all going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!"
    20. Fullmetal Alchemist fandom: Who did they try to bring back to life this time?
    21. Hetalia Fandom: ENGLAND'S IN THE KITCHEN.
    22. Daedalic fandom: Oh look Rufus and Harvey get along really wel-HARVEY PUT THAT KNIFE DOW-RUFUS GET AWAY FROM THESE ROCKETS!!!
    23. Pandora Hearts Fandom: Oh, was that another explosion? Do have some tea with us while we wait for things to be resolved-- OH WAIT, THAT WAS REVY, WASN'T IT.
    24. D.Gray Man Fandom: The Noah did it.
    25. Bleach fandom: "AIZEN! WAS IT YOU?!"
    26. Dragonball Z fandom: Fucking Yamcha, this is why we can't have nice things.
    27. Avatar The Last Airbender fandom: MY CABBAGESSS
    28. Soul Eater: MEDUSA. NO WAIT, ARACHNE
    29. Ouran High School Host Club: That will be added to your expenses, Haruhi.
    30. Legend of Zelda fandom: WHY CAN NONE OF YOU HELP YOURSELVES
    31. Avengers Fandom: DAMN IT, LOKI
    32. Mass Effect Fandom: We'll bang okay?
    33. Brony Fandom: Come on every pony smile smile smile~
    34. Homestuck Fandom: HUSSIE
    35. Persona: DAMN IT, NYX.
    36. Inazuma Eleven : MY PARENTS WERE KILLED BY A CAR...NOW THIS... YOU'VE MADE SOCCER CRY
    37. UTAU fandom: SUBSCRIPT OUT OF RANGE
    38. Yume Nikki fandom: Did someone make a bad fangame again?
    39. Kingdom Hearts: DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
    40. How I met your mother: For the love of god, Barney..
    41. Durarara!! Fandom: IIIIIIIZZZZAAAAYYAAAA-KUUUUNNN!!
    42. Blazblue Fandom: Is this another shift?
    43. Tsuritama Fandom: GOD DAMN IT, URARA.
    44. Death Note Fandom: Who has the DeathNote now!?
    45. Half-life Fandom: COMBINE!!
    46. Big Bang Theory Fandom: Did Sheldon finally perfect his death ray?!
    47. Evangelion Fandom: Third Impact incoming. Get ready to turn into tang people.
    48. Portal Fandom: OH MY GOD GLaDOS IS STILL ALIVE
    49. Tales of fandom: -Insert character's name here and screams their name out loud-
    50. Sound Horizon fandom: Everybody dies!
    51. idolm@ster fandom: Haruka b trippin'
    52. StarKid Fandom: Thanks Hermione!!!
    53. Rise of the Guardians fandom: PITCH IS BACK FUCK.
    54. Mr Moseby fandom: NO KILLING IN THE LOBBY
    55. Lucky Star fandom: Oh relax, it's totally Moe when you do it!
    56. Adventure Time Fandom: What did you do this time, Ice King?
    57. Simon Petrikov Fandom: *Crying*
    58. Sly Cooper Fandom: WHEN WAS CLOCKWERK RESURRECTED?
    59. Onceler/Lorax Fandom: HOW BAD COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE???
    60. Tumblr: WHATEVER IT IS, DON'T LET IT AFFECT THE FUCKING WIFI CONNECTION
    61. Assasins Creed Fandom: SUN!
    62. Wreck-It Ralph: TURBO LEAVE THEM ALONE
    63. The Most Popular Girls In School: FUCKING RACHEL TYCE
    64. CLAMP Fandom: Who lost an eye this time?
     


  11. anachronistic-nostalgia:

    Pros of being a character in a CLAMP manga:

    • I would get to be ridiculously attractive
    • Probably have some magical powers
    • Awesome clothes
    • SERIOUSLY I COULD FINALLY BE A BEAUTIFUL ANIME BOY

    Cons of being a character in a CLAMP manga:

    • Lifetime of sadness
    • Would probably lose an eye

    Tough choice.

    (via satoshisakura)

     

  12. yokozawas-hot-seme-chin:

    meanwhile in an alt cat universe……

    Daaaaaaah >\

    (Source: creepyakashi, via soulfalleninbuttland)

     


  13. sugirandom:

    thoughts-in-stereo:

    tomhiddlestonruinedmylife:

    So my sister borrowed my CD player to listen to her One Direction album, and this is how it responded:

    image

    I CAN’T BREATHE 

    HAHAHA

    ^_^

    Lolololol

    (via soulfalleninbuttland)

     

  14. andrewfishman:

    Marina Abramović, “Rhythm 0,” 1974

    Marina Abramović is best known for her performance pieces, in which she tries to explore what is possible for an artist to do in the name of art.  Her best known piece was the recent “The Artist Is Present,” in which she sat motionless for 736.5 hours over the course of three months, inviting visitors to sit opposite her and make eye contact for as long as they wanted.  So many people began spontaneously crying across from her that blogs and Facebook groups were set up for those people.  

    Her bravest piece, however, is my favorite.  This piece was primarily a trust exercise, in which she told viewers she would not move for six hours no matter what they did to her.  She placed 72 objects one could use in pleasing or destructive ways, ranging from flowers and a feather boa to a knife and a loaded pistol, on a table near her and invited the viewers to use them on her however they wanted. 

    Initially, Abramović said, viewers were peaceful and timid, but it escalated to violence quickly.  “The experience I learned was that … if you leave decision to the public, you can be killed… I felt really violated: they cut my clothes, stuck rose thorns in my stomach, one person aimed the gun at my head, and another took it away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly 6 hours, as planned, I stood up and started walking toward the public. Everyone ran away, escaping an actual confrontation.”

    This piece revealed something terrible about humanity, similar to what Philip Zimbardo’s Stanford Prison Experiment or Stanley Milgram’s Obedience Experiment, both of which also proved how readily people will harm one another under unusual circumstances. 

    This performance showed just how easy it is to dehumanize a person who doesn’t fight back, and is particularly powerful because it defies what we think we know about ourselves.  I’m certain the no one reading this believes the people around him/her capable of doing such things to another human being, but this performance proves otherwise.   

    (via davestridersbabygravy)

     


  15. Reblog this if a family member has ever called you fat or ugly.